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Eric Theodore Cartman

One day, you will all work for me. In the mean time, bask in my awesomeness. You're welcome.

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Adios motherfuckers.

After writing and composing an entire musical, I’ve decided to hitch a ride with an Atlanta trucker out of this backwater town.

Adios, South Park.

Sayonara, you assholes.

mccormick-sexgod: Eric!?
Is that you..I thought Christophe had taken you to Moscow to die!

Christophe is a bastard liar. I’m right here in South Park.

Aug 12th at 2PM / reblog / 1 note

His Holy Blackness: So I've been thinking. →

tolkenthewhite:

erictc-radrussian:

tolkenthewhite:

erictc-radrussian:

tolkenthewhite:

erictc-radrussian:

erictc-radrussian:

tolkenthewhite:

erictc-radrussian:

Spending time away from this craptacular town has really put some things into perspective.

First and foremost, gotta cut some strings that are weighing me down.

Maybe thats KFC?

Token, you black son of a bitch, some people…

For your information, Mr. All-Of-A-Sudden-Jackass, there might actually be bigger problems than racial minorities and dirty Jews out there.

So stop being an ignorant, black asshole and learn this little thing called “sensitivity” and “empathy.”

Eric Cartman, your one to talk. now get your Fat ass moving and do some working out!

You son of a bleeding black whore, I’m going to end you.

Come get me, I’ll show you what full blown ghetto looks like, if you can even catch up to me sir lards a lot

What the fuck do YOU know about the ghetto, little rich black boy?

Nigga say what? *Token looked at The Blob and laughed at him* Nigga I grew up in the suburbs of Chicago. Nigga we wuz broke! Bitch you aint know what poor is till a Nigga hasta pop a cap in a brotha to get a meal. bitch you stuffy ass white craka you aint know shit. So I suggest you back yo honky craka ass up outta this here bitch before I gotta bitchslap a nigga.

Well if THAT isn’t promoting the stereotype, then I don’t know what is.

My, Token, don’t you know how many hard working Africans strive to eradicate such a poor image of your culture?

I think you ought to be ashamed of yourself.

Aug 12th at 4AM / via: tolkenthewhite / op: erictc-radrussian / reblog / 11 notes

His Holy Blackness: So I've been thinking. →

tolkenthewhite:

erictc-radrussian:

tolkenthewhite:

erictc-radrussian:

erictc-radrussian:

tolkenthewhite:

erictc-radrussian:

Spending time away from this craptacular town has really put some things into perspective.

First and foremost, gotta cut some strings that are weighing me down.

Maybe thats KFC?

Token, you black son of a bitch, some people…

For your information, Mr. All-Of-A-Sudden-Jackass, there might actually be bigger problems than racial minorities and dirty Jews out there.

So stop being an ignorant, black asshole and learn this little thing called “sensitivity” and “empathy.”

Eric Cartman, your one to talk. now get your Fat ass moving and do some working out!

You son of a bleeding black whore, I’m going to end you.

Come get me, I’ll show you what full blown ghetto looks like, if you can even catch up to me sir lards a lot

What the fuck do YOU know about the ghetto, little rich black boy?

Aug 12th at 4AM / via: tolkenthewhite / op: erictc-radrussian / reblog / 11 notes

Kyle, I don’t know how to say this, but I’m breaking up with you.

Yup.

It’s completely legit this time.

I don’t know how to tell you this, but, well, I need a MAN. Which you are not.

So, yeah. We’re over.

But hey, maybe Stan can fill in. Your asshole. Whatever.

Aug 12th at 4AM / reblog / 1 note

His Holy Blackness: So I've been thinking. →

tolkenthewhite:

erictc-radrussian:

erictc-radrussian:

tolkenthewhite:

erictc-radrussian:

Spending time away from this craptacular town has really put some things into perspective.

First and foremost, gotta cut some strings that are weighing me down.

Maybe thats KFC?

Token, you black son of a bitch, some people…

For your information, Mr. All-Of-A-Sudden-Jackass, there might actually be bigger problems than racial minorities and dirty Jews out there.

So stop being an ignorant, black asshole and learn this little thing called “sensitivity” and “empathy.”

Eric Cartman, your one to talk. now get your Fat ass moving and do some working out!

You son of a bleeding black whore, I’m going to end you.

Aug 12th at 4AM / via: tolkenthewhite / op: erictc-radrussian / reblog / 11 notes

His Holy Blackness: So I've been thinking. →

erictc-radrussian:

tolkenthewhite:

erictc-radrussian:

Spending time away from this craptacular town has really put some things into perspective.

First and foremost, gotta cut some strings that are weighing me down.

Maybe thats KFC?

Token, you black son of a bitch, some people…

For your information, Mr. All-Of-A-Sudden-Jackass, there might actually be bigger problems than racial minorities and dirty Jews out there.

So stop being an ignorant, black asshole and learn this little thing called “sensitivity” and “empathy.”

Aug 12th at 4AM / via: tolkenthewhite / op: erictc-radrussian / reblog / 11 notes

So I’ve been thinking.

tolkenthewhite:

erictc-radrussian:

Spending time away from this craptacular town has really put some things into perspective.

First and foremost, gotta cut some strings that are weighing me down.

Maybe thats KFC?

Token, you black son of a bitch, some people have REAL problems to deal with. So why don’t you go terrorize some other middle class white kids and leave me be.

Aug 12th at 4AM / via: tolkenthewhite / op: erictc-radrussian / reblog / 11 notes

So I’ve been thinking.

Spending time away from this craptacular town has really put some things into perspective.

First and foremost, gotta cut some strings that are weighing me down.

Aug 12th at 3AM / reblog / 11 notes
mccormick-sexgod: ERIC! KISS ME!

No. Fuck you.